the white guy is killin me
*looks nervously at obama* “h….ho………”
I am crying
i cant breahte
ya’ll are monsters
Leonardo DiCaprio: *names his child Oscar*
Doctor: "Would you like to hold h-"
Leonardo DiCaprio: "Say it like we rehearsed it."
Doctor: *sighs* "And the Oscar goes to..."
skeleton smartypants was defeated once and for all